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200% Gain Shorting Catdog: My Strategy

200% Gain Shorting Catdog: My Strategy

Based on the insightful investigations by @dethective and @bubblemaps (thank you for your enlightening threads!), I decided to short the $CATDOG crypto. I apologize for sharing my performance only now, but this strategy can be applied to other cryptos launched in the future by the team of scammers led by

Bitfarms fires CEO, shares plunge, sell or HODL ?

Bitfarms fires CEO, shares plunge, sell or HODL ?

Bitfarms fires CEO, shares plunge, sell or HODL ?

Buying Bitfarms options

Buying Bitfarms options

I'm buying BitFarms options, a Bitcoin mining company. With Bitcoin at $170K in mid-2025, I'm targeting for 1300% performance per option because I believe it is undervalued.

SmarDex: Revolutionizing DeFi and Dominating the Stablecoin Market

SmarDex: Revolutionizing DeFi and Dominating the Stablecoin Market

SmarDex is a DeFi platform offering a stablecoin (USDN) and a decentralized exchange with innovative features like Volatility Vaults to mitigate impermanent loss and bridge traditional finance with DeFi.

Strategy

Strategy

I tend to apply the Pareto principle in building my portfolio, allocating 80% to relatively safe assets and 20% to riskier assets with potentially higher returns. I also prefer to buy assets near their 52-week lows, following a contrarian approach to investment analysis. One of my inspirations is Dr. Michael